Tag: Megan Fox
Fresh Out of the Oven: “Saturday Night Live” 35×1
by Honk Mahfah on Sep.27, 2009, under Television
The new season kicked off with these folks taking the stage:
Here’s a rundown of how it went:
Box Office Review: September 18-20, 2009
by Honk Mahfah on Sep.21, 2009, under Box-Office Review, Movies
Writing this column is gonna be as fun as gargling with onion soda, but my box-office-fu is strong and it will see me through.
It can’t help you get through reading it, though; that’s on you.
Fresh Out Of The Oven: “Jennifer’s Body”
by The Dark Defender on Sep.18, 2009, under Movies
The makers of Juno return with a new horror-comedy that is now in theaters. Is it something to sink your teeth into or will it leave you lifeless? *Spoilers Ahead*
Executive-Shaming New Trailer for “District 9″ Sure to Make Your Willy Wobble
by Honk Mahfah on Jul.09, 2009, under Movies
First, watch this, the full trailer for director Neill Blomkamp’s District 9:
Then, amuse yourself by thinking about the various studio executives who are – probably right at this very moment — weeping in bathrooms, hoping nobody will walk in and catch them shedding tear over having scuttled Blomkamp’s Halo movie for fear that the director was an unproven quantity.
Well, if that trailer is any standard of measure, it looks like producer Peter Jackson was right all along (big surprise): Blomkamp was, in fact, the dude that project needed.
Fresh Out of the Oven: “Transformers: Revenge of the Fallen”
by Honk Mahfah on Jun.24, 2009, under Movies, Steven Spielberg
I had a very complex emotional reaction to Transformers: Revenge of the Sith, or Transformers: Rise of the Lycans, or whatever this “movie” is called. Yes, that’s right: a complex emotional reaction. Because on the one hand, I was bored out of my skull (and more than a little insulted) by it, but on the other hand, I’m well aware that a lot of people are going to go see this and have an absolute blast, and what worries/confuses/angers/saddens/depresses me is the thought that I, too, could have had a great time watching this movie, if only I was … if only I was …
If only I was what? What qualities am I lacking that make it possible for other people to love these movies, whereas I dislike them so entirely that I can’t even quite remember what the second one was about only a few hours after seeing it?
Sloth Love Chick: Rise n Shine
by Sloth on May.05, 2009, under Movies
Sloth aware some reader may been disappoint with last post. Has been brought to Sloth attention many reader misconstrue last post as disingenuous.
Sloth Love Chick: Megan Fox on Set of “Jonah Hex”
by Sloth on Apr.28, 2009, under Movies
Sloth afraid soon be unemploy due to potential cancelation favorite show Chuck. Sloth find new reason for job! New column!
Slove love Chuck. Sloth also love chick. For example, aptly-name Megan Fox on set new movie Jonah Hex:
Baby … Ruth?
Now, Sloth have no idea what Jonah Hex about, and Sloth not care. Sloth love Megan Fox!
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