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Good News, Everyone! It’s The Return Of Futurama!
by The Dark Defender on Jul.01, 2010, under Television
Longtime fans of Fox’s hit series Futurama rejoiced last week when it returned on Comedy Central. After years of repeats and mediocre movies (with the exception of the brilliant Bender’s Game), do the new episodes live up to the old series we all know and love?

Dexter Season Four Review
by The Dark Defender on Jan.27, 2010, under Dexter
It’s been more than a month since the harrowing and shocking season finale of Showtime’s hit series Dexter, and most of the fans are still reeling from it. Twists, turns, and straight up shocking moments filled this amazing season. After the jump, a breakdown of this season’s events and a look to the extremely uncertain future of our Dearly Demented Dexter Morgan. *Spoilers Ahead*

Fresh Out Of The Oven: Men Of A Certain Age 1×1
by The Dark Defender on Dec.10, 2009, under Television
Scott Bakula, Andre Braugher, and Ray Romano star in a new TNT dramedy about three long-time friends in their late-40s finally hitting their mid-life crisis. Did the premiere sink or swim? Details after the jump.

Doctor Who Is Coming To America
by The Dark Defender on Nov.03, 2009, under Doctor Who, Television
No, not the popular British television series. David Tennant has just snagged the lead role in an upcoming NBC pilot. Details after the jump.

Fresh Out Of The Oven: Dexter 4×2
by The Dark Defender on Oct.22, 2009, under Dexter, Television
*We’re going to be playing a bit of Catch-Up this week, so bear with us.
In this episode, Dexter is recovering from a vicious car accident that left many of us wondering if Benito Gomez’s body was still in the car. Now, we have our answer…

Trailer Round-Up
by The Dark Defender on Sep.30, 2009, under Movies
Today, I bring to you a few new trailers for upcoming releases that I found particularly interesting. Video and my reactions after the jump.
Fresh Out Of The Oven: “Jennifer’s Body”
by The Dark Defender on Sep.18, 2009, under Movies
The makers of Juno return with a new horror-comedy that is now in theaters. Is it something to sink your teeth into or will it leave you lifeless? *Spoilers Ahead*
Hans Landa Vs Green Hornet
by The Dark Defender on Sep.14, 2009, under Movies
Surprising casting news broke today about who will be the actual villain in Michael Gondry’s The Green Hornet. More details after the jump.
Wall Street 2 Cast Grows
by The Dark Defender on Aug.26, 2009, under Movies
The already impressive cast for Wall Street 2: Money Never Sleeps just got even more interesting. The sequel, to again be directed by Oliver Stone, already has returning star Michael Douglas, and the new additions of Shia LaBeouf, Carey Mulligan, Frank Langella, and (still rumored but hopefully true) Javier Bardem. The sequel has just recruited…Susan Sarandon, who is set to play LaBeouf’s mother.
Is it wrong that I am now imagining being Shia’s very own personal Mother Lover?
WTF Hollywood?!
by The Dark Defender on Jul.30, 2009, under Movies
Today, I begin a new series featuring news about television, movies, and other forms of entertainment that would make anyone scratch their heads and wonder, “Who the hell thinks this is a good idea?”